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Why am I not a Fortune 500 CEO?
This is a real book
WITH THIS BOOK, I WILL CONQUER THE WORLD!!!
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- Bobby Brown - The Whole Package (drugs, vocals, dance, talent, before he smoked it all away)
- Ralph Tresvant - Starter (2nd fiddle to Bobby, adequate solo career)
- Ronnie - 5th Man (aka his uncle was the manager and he got in, can’t sing, no appeal or eyebrows, but he the best dancer)
- Michael Bivins - Rapper (adequate dancer, first person to just talk on the track)
- Ricky Bell - X-Factor (sings back up but does all them high notes got the leftover pussy Bobby and Ralph was fucking)
- Johnny Gill - Spare Tire (Bobby’s replacement, best singer, no personality, can barely dance but had the best consistent solo career outta all of them)
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my thoughts and prayers goes out to you americans who have never tasted kinder eggs
wait there are mean eggs
KINDER EGGS ARE THE BEST THING IN THE ENTIRE FUCKING UNIVERSE!!
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reblog if you want your followers to tell you one thing they secretly think about you.
PEOPLE OF THE INTERNET, INFORM ME ABOUT ME!!
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